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THAT'S NOT A VIOLIN!!!!!

Name:
~~*the walking contradiction*~~
Birthdate:
2 March
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HereComesWalshy: perks of being a romantic, i guess
-me

HereComesWalshy: nobody really knows life, we just live it
HereComesWalshy: its like saying, "i don't know, i just work here"
-me










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THE BOLDED QUOTES ARE THE QUOTES THAT MEAN THE MOST TO ME

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- Jaymie

"Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand."
- XnD: off of irc

"I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals."
- scirDSL: off of irc

"Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically being a fucking boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about."
-Matthew Kidman: The Girl Next Door

"#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
- Edofnor: off of irc

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake."
- [ron`]: off of irc

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..."
- Napoleon Dynamite

"WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR."
- Squizzle: off of irc

"The world moves for love. It kneels before it in awe."
- Edward Walker: The Village

"Why does my heart cry? Feelings I can't fight... you're free to leave me, but just don't deceive me, and please believe me when I say I love you!"
- Christian: Moulin Rouge

"the one thing in love you can rely on is..........ALL KUNG FU MOVIES ARE REAL!"
-Harlan Williams

"010001000110100101100100001000000111100101101111011101010010000001100101011011100110101001101111011110010010000001110100011010000110010100100000011011010110111101110110011010010110010100111111"
-Jaymie

"i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers"
- ikkenai: off of irc

"hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is."
- erno: off of irc

"i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section."
- [TN]FBMachine: off of irc

"she knows my name! she knows everything about me! she's going to steal my soul!"
- big trouble, in reference to martha stewart

"if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN."
- TRON: off of irc

"live life for the moment, because that's all life is, a series of moments."
- Loki from Dogma

"I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you."
- Night-hen-gayle: off of irc

"tetris is so unrealistic"
- Polytope: off of irc

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
- xterm: off of irc

"i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
- [SA]HatfulOfHollow: off of irc

"Pretty.......what do we blow up first?"
- Myn Donos: Wraith Squadron

"You can't look dignified when you're having fun"
- Wes Janson: Rogue Squadron

"The muffin isn't picky, nor is it tasty, but it is powerful. ALL HAIL THE MUFFIN!"
- Cosmo: The Fairly Oddparents

"Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel."
-Tifa Lockheart: Final Fantasy VII

"I didn't think you could smile like that. I was worried for a second. You always smile and act friendly, but sometimes that smile is so empty that it hurts to watch. You dying inside, but you just grin and bare it."
-Nicolas D. Wolfewood: Trigun

And we'll all float on alright
Already we'll all float on
Aliright don't worry even if things end up a bit to heavy
we'll all float on alright
Already we'll all float on
Alright already we'll all float on
Ok don't worry we'll all float on
Even if things get heavy we'll all float on
Alright already we'll all float on
Don't you worry we'll all float on
All float on

-Float On: Modest Mouse

all irc quotes are complement of http://www.bash.org/
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